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Almost time to stab Cesar again guys what kind of knives are we using, I’m breaking out my new alter knife
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Jurgen Leitner has been dead for 7 slutty slutty years
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Priority time, folks: TikTok witches being kinda shallow with their craft is a threat to no one. TikTok witches spreading recycled Satanic Panic/NWO conspiracy theories is a threat to everyone.
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these absolute madmen. they actually did it. they actually made billy the puppet bisexual.
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Pansy: You got a haircut.
Y/n: Oh, yeah. Do you like it?
Pansy: Looks okay– I guess.
[later]
Pansy, sobbing into Draco’ shoulder: She looks so good.
Draco: I know.
Pansy: I’m so gay.
Draco: I know…
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ryan and shane announcing ghost files
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Full offense, but “bless me father for I am going to sin” is now one of the hottest lines anyone has ever spoken in television and no one can convince me otherwise
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Honestly, since Midnight Mass came out, my only thoughts are:
Hot priest
Hot priest
Annnnnnd
Hot priest





